- Experience more, criticize little
- No filthy language please
- Only read this page while having a coffee, tea or juice.
- Switch off the TV, since you are clearly not watching it.
- Do a plank.
- Try to have conversations not lectures
- Make stuff, Break stuff
- Donations for the noble cause of making me rich are more than welcome.
- Don’t try to impersonate me without telling me.
- Share with everybody – family, friends, enemies, liberals, conservatives, aliens, pets, rocks, trees (definitely with the trees, they are awesome, way better than humans)